I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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