i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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