Your tits are I can't wait for
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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