Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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