GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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