My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
