Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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