we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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