I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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