only if we run a train.
done.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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