either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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