actually, I'm a sock model
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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