butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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