Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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