plz talk dirty to me
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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