i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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