I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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