The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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