I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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