You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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