it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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