I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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