Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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