Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
