i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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