The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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