I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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