So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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