Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize