where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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