went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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