Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
