Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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