dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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