So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
