I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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