Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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