i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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