one two three fourrrrnication!
Just cropdusted the office
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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