Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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