its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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