she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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