I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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