Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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