I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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