Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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