@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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