erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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