Do vagina's smell?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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