I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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