and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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