I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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