idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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