But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this just has baby written all over it
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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