Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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