Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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