): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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