I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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