i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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