they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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