I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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